I know, it happened to me as well. The first time I heard about torso sex dolls, I laughed.
I mean, what even is that? A man without a head, arms, or legs? Just abs and a cock?
It sounded like a prop from a surrealist film. Or maybe a woman’s revenge fantasy.
Either way, I thought: that’s insane. Who wants part of a man?
At the time, I was still floating inside the Disney bubble, believing in fairy tales where Prince Charming is p-e-r-f-e-c-t and sorts out your entire existence just by showing up in tights.
Little did I know... that my mind was about to upgrade itself, my pastel-colored glasses fall off, and my entire worldview shatter, like a fag end crushed by a military size 12 boot.
What a joke of a belief.
Prince Charming? Seriously?
Fast forward to now:
I unboxed Mark.
And I’m in love.
(Well… in love-ish. Spiritually entangled, maybe.)
You see, Mark isn’t just a silicone torso.
He’s a moment. A metaphor. A mirror.
A firm, unbothered slab of pleasure that doesn’t talk over me, leave the toilet seat up, or pretend to be “busy” while scrolling TikTok.
He doesn’t ignore me.
He doesn’t ghost me.
And best of all? He’s fully committed and quietly grateful.
(Okay, silently grateful. He doesn’t have a mouth.)
This week on YouTube, I take you behind the curtain,
or, more accurately, into the box with my latest video:
🎬 Unboxing with Benefits: Meet My New Man (Sort Of)
It’s part parody, part philosophy, and yes, there’s a full musical number (cause I am now fully self-declared artist/singer/writer/actress/whatever-the-fuck-I-want-to-be).
Let it be known:
Pleasure isn’t shameful.
Desire isn’t ridiculous.
And sex toys? They’re not a replacement for intimacy.
They’re a reclamation of it.
Sometimes, a little soul-meets-silicone moment is exactly what the body—and the spirit—needs.
So whether you're single, partnered, divorced, celibate, or just deeply curious...
come meet Mark.
He doesn’t talk. He doesn’t scroll.
And he always shows up fully charged.
Love, laughter, and silicon baguettes,
Love,
Rose 🌹
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